Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5

i’ve never had an orgasm as good as the feeling of stretching your legs after sitting indian style for too long

the reason for everything we dealt with

Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

“eating mcdonalds all the time will make you have acne and be fat”

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

russel dear, she tweeted you back as a joke as well……..

Lindsay Lohan: ideal roommate.

why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so