i’ve never had an orgasm as good as the feeling of stretching your legs after sitting indian style for too long
Damn. dammit. God fucking D amn it
but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
“eating mcdonalds all the time will make you have acne and be fat”
*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*
russel dear, she tweeted you back as a joke as well……..
Lindsay Lohan: ideal roommate.
why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so